Mermaid Enthusiast Pillows

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'Check it out dude! Our first groupie!'

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

'How do I know you're not just after my chest?'

'You're only half the man I thought you were.'

Surgeon and Fishmonger

'If she's under eighteen, you'll have to throw her back!'

Fishy tail.

Mermaid hitchhiking

Man takes mermaid to vet.

'It's a fantasy come true and all that, but the sex is...difficult.'

'Don't look at me like that! I just asked for the 'catch of the day' and they brought me this!'

'Come on Graham, don't be shy. Mummy and Daddy won't bite.'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

"YOu would be surprised at what the tide washes up..."

'How long have you been retaining water?'

'Can you smell fish?'

Mermaid selling titanic souvenirs.

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"Half-and-half, please!"

"Half and half?"

"So which one of you is the human and which one is the fish?"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"You were right. It's a mess."

"Shoes Louboutin"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"As a little boy you raised tropical fish - so what?"

The Truth About Mermaids

Women bathing at the seaside

'If she's under eighteen you'll have to throw her back.'