Mermaid Enthusiasts Pillows

Mermaids at Play - Bathing Machines

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'I'd like a 'trout pout'.'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"It's not what it seems."

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

One of a kind.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Need anything today?'

Man takes mermaid to vet.

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

"You were right. It's a mess."

"Half and half?"

"You're on next. Break a leg!"