Mermaid Admirers Pillows

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'I like you and all...I'm just not sure we're right for each other.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Piranhaclaus

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Mermaid Art

Shark infested custard!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

Discovery.

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

"Half and half?"

Man takes mermaid to vet.