Mermaid Admirers Pillows

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'I like you and all...I'm just not sure we're right for each other.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Piranhaclaus

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

Shark infested custard!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Discovery.

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"Half and half?"

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

"We're getting along swimmingly!"