Meerkat Lover Gifts

Zoo. Meerkats. No, "meerkats" is just their name. Nobody's trying to make them feel insignificant.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Surfing koala.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

'Remember me?'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"Lap fish..."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Safari.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Fish in Water Cooler.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.