Quirky Cat Lover Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: saw

101 uses of a dead cat: walkie talkie.

I think he's what we call a 'Rubber Band Manx'!

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

101 uses of a dead cat: fishing float.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I love you, you big fool."

The practical psychopath

"He was a sea rescue."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.