Quirky Cat Owners Gifts

'She can't handle fish funerals.'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

The practical psychopath

Cat Show

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Lap fish..."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'And this is scraps.'

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'