Quirky Cat Owners Mugs

'She can't handle fish funerals.'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

The practical psychopath

"He was a sea rescue."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Upper East Side Dog Park

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'And this is scraps.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."