
"Oh, yes, Cathy, this imprisonment is far superior to my home incarceration as it brings me closer to that which I'll never touch or smell, all with the added perk of indelible humiliation."
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"Oh, yes, Cathy, this imprisonment is far superior to my home incarceration as it brings me closer to that which I'll never touch or smell, all with the added perk of indelible humiliation."
"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"
'Oh, crap.'
"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"
"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."
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"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"
"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."
"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"
"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"
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"So who is this First pet?"
"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."
'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'
"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."
'We know you have a cat.'
"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"
"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."
I'm sure it's fake.
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'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'
"Okay, who's purring?"
"Cat with nine still lives"
'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'
"Not while they're making artisanal bread."
"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"
'It's your turn to put the cat out.'
'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'
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"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."
"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."
"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."
"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."
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