Quirky Cat Aficionados Pillows

"Oh, yes, Cathy, this imprisonment is far superior to my home incarceration as it brings me closer to that which I'll never touch or smell, all with the added perk of indelible humiliation."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Unemotional Support Animal

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"So who is this First pet?"

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Beware of the Cat.

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'We know you have a cat.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"And here are today's categories...."

"Cat with nine still lives"

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'