Quirky Cat Lover Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: saw

101 uses of a dead cat: walkie talkie.

I think he's what we call a 'Rubber Band Manx'!

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

101 uses of a dead cat: fishing float.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I love you, you big fool."

"He was a sea rescue."

The practical psychopath

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'