Quirky Cat Caretaker Gifts

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

The practical psychopath

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Egg Buggy

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Zen Kitten

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'You're needed at the can opener.'