Feline Caretaker Gifts

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"She's a miniature."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'They sure have small litters.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

The Not So Wild West

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Hell No Kitty

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Food

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"He wants a second opinion."