Cat Caregiver Gifts

"Wilma Kooney strangled on cat hair."

"Better call the vet too. He's on top of the cat."

Cat handbook - why they don't come when called.

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Next!'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Hell No Kitty

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Pest Control

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

The Not So Wild West

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I hate it..."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."