Cat Caregiver Gifts

"Wilma Kooney strangled on cat hair."

"Better call the vet too. He's on top of the cat."

Cat handbook - why they don't come when called.

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Next!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"I hate it..."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Not So Wild West

Pest Control

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dottie Potts talks about cats