Pet Caregiver Gifts

"I guess you're already aware that your dog's rabies is highly infectious?"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to put him down."

"I... hate... this... place."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"She's a miniature."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'They sure have small litters.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Will you be wanting this?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Food

'Where did the little bird go?'