Pet Caregiver Gifts

"I guess you're already aware that your dog's rabies is highly infectious?"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to put him down."

"I... hate... this... place."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"She's a miniature."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'They sure have small litters.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Dog Food