Cat Caretakers Gifts

"What a pleasure it is to be here. . . looking out on all the smiling faces."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Bathing the dog

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"She's a miniature."

'They sure have small litters.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Next!'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Pest Control

Hell No Kitty

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

The Not So Wild West

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"