Cat Caretakers Gifts

"What a pleasure it is to be here. . . looking out on all the smiling faces."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Bathing the dog

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's a miniature."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'They sure have small litters.'

The Cat Spa

'Next!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Pest Control

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

The Not So Wild West

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Dog Food

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'