Kitty Caretakers Gifts

"Foster failure"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's a miniature."

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'They sure have small litters.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Not So Wild West

Dog Food

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Horse Clean-up