Quirky Cat Parent Gifts

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Where's your nose?"

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

"That's our copy cat."

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

You and your alternative pregnancy.