Cat Parent Gifts

"I would like a will prepared... nine to be exact."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

'I told you cats were independent and did whatever they wanted to.'

"Next door's Python has escaped. I hope it doesn't eat Tiddles, Dear....Dear?!"

'Oh! Honey! I want a scratching post like theirs too!'

"I'm listening - I just need to chase this insect real quick."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"Look, it's very simple.Dog food for dogs. Cat food for cats. And lobster for Julius."

"Watch out! She's practicing her kickboxing!"

"It's from the dog next door BOL, Bark Out Loud."

'We just got sick of having the cat's litter box in the house.'

"I vacuumed up all the cat hair, mom!"

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Man watching women on tv, while cat watches fish tank.

Bedraggled mouse tells dog: 'I AM something that the cat dragged in.'

'Of course, I have killed my husband many times in the past; I just didn't realize that was his ninth life!'

'The nightmares are getting worse. I'm now dreaming I'm out of cat litter.'

"Oh, I'm too much of an animal lover to ever contemplate keeping Poopsie cooped up inside all day."

Old woman putting cats in a 'Recycled litter' bin

Cats at private view

'Let's find a normal genius.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Yes, I am accusing you of regifting.

"Cat Stevens!!!"

"Moooooom! Jake keeps touching my cat vomit!"

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."

A note from Harper's cat

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box