Cat Mother Gifts

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Cats at private view

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

'The butler did it.'

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"That's our copy cat."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Cat Delivery

Two cats on vacation

Valentines Day Cats

"You shouldn't have!"

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'