Cat Parenting Gifts

'Bath-time used to be a nightmare, but then I discovered bubble bath: Now he loves it!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Next!'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"I hate it..."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Pest Control

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'