Cat Parents Gifts

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

Cat litter box with feces spelling out the words "Clean me".

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

"That's our copy cat."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'The butler did it.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Two cats on vacation

Cat Delivery

Valentines Day Cats

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"You shouldn't have!"

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'