Cat Parent Sibling Gifts

"We've been neutered, declawed and switched to a vegan diet. What more could she possibly do to us?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Cat park"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Mog The Week

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"That's our copy cat."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

"He's very finicky."

Two cats on vacation