Siblings With Cats Gifts

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Collies Without Borders

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pet Entertainers

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Feline Evolution.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Mog The Week

"Cat park"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Why cat yoga classes don't work