Siblings Who Adore Cats Gifts

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Cat park"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Zen Litter Box

Evolution of the Cat.

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Valentines Day Cats

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'And once more with feeling.'

"He's very finicky."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"Don't be silly, it's not an aquarium: It's my pantry..."

Cat watching plug sockets.

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'