Siblings Who Adore Cats Gifts

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Feline Evolution.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Cat park"

Mog The Week

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Zen Litter Box

Evolution of the Cat.

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Valentines Day Cats

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"He's very finicky."

'And once more with feeling.'

Cat asleep on stage with audience of cats.

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.