Sibling Who Loves Cats Gifts

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"Between grooming and sleeping and daydreaming about grooming, my day is pretty booked up."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Cat crossing

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

Cat medal presentations take a long time.. .

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

'You know I can't sleep until everyone is in for the night.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat using mousetraps

Indoor cat discovers glass.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Not complaining, but when do you think your cats will be done sleeping on the furniture?

Cat Thermostat

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Haute Suture

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"This never happened."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Feline Evolution.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Mog The Week

"Cat park"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'