Sibling Who Loves Cats Pillows

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"Between grooming and sleeping and daydreaming about grooming, my day is pretty booked up."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Cat crossing

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

Cat medal presentations take a long time.. .

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

'You know I can't sleep until everyone is in for the night.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat using mousetraps

Indoor cat discovers glass.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Cat Thermostat

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Haute Suture

"This never happened."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Cat park"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'