Sister Who Loves Cats Pillows

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Cat park"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Evolution of the Cat.

Zen Kitten

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"He's very finicky."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

"The meaning of life is cats."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."