Sister Who Loves Animals Pillows

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Haute Suture

Dog wearing a cone

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Christmas Pets

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Separation

Cat king.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

The Taming of the Ewe

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD