Sister Who Loves Animals Prints

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Dog wearing a cone

Christmas Pets

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Separation

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Cat king.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

The Taming of the Ewe

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'