Sister Who Loves Dogs Prints

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Haute Suture

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Collies Without Borders

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Chasebook

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."