Sister Who Loves Dogs Gifts

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Haute Suture

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Collies Without Borders

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Chasebook

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'