Sister With Pets Gifts

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Collies Without Borders

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Pet Entertainers

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Feline Evolution.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dog Birthdays

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Jumping Dogs

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'