Sister With Pets Gifts

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Collies Without Borders

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Pet Entertainers

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Jumping Dogs

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."