Pet-obsessed Sister Gifts

'Why are you laughing? This is a grave matter.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Christmas Pets

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Pet Entertainers

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Dog Birthdays

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."