Dog-loving Sister Gifts

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Pooper Scooper

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Collies Without Borders

"This never happened."

"Don't even think about it."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog wearing a cone

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Chasebook

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Cat king.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

But it's the other leg that hurts.