Sister With A Pet Pillows

'Well, I just followed them home and they ended up adopting me: You could try that too maybe..'.

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Pet Entertainers

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

When Dogs Rule

Dog Sees Only Food

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'