Sister With A Pet T-Shirts

'Well, I just followed them home and they ended up adopting me: You could try that too maybe..'.

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Feline Evolution.

Pet Entertainers

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dog Birthdays

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Jumping Dogs

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

When Dogs Rule

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Dog Sees Only Food

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.