Sibling Who Adores Cats Pillows

"He's very finicky."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Haute Suture

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Christmas Pets

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Feline Evolution.

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Mog The Week

"Cat park"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'Good dog!'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"What's worse, that or this?"