Cat Owner Sibling Pillows

Domesticated Cat Dispute

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"This never happened."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Cat park"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

String Theory for Beginners.

Puss in Heels

Jumping Dogs

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'