Cat-loving Sibling Pillows

How Cats See Their Home.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"

"Cat park"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

'I'm having the time of my lives.'

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

'Save my place.'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"Yeah, I used to hate water too, but that was before I was introduced to the delight that is soaking in a hot tub..."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog wearing a cone

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Chasebook

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Cat king.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."