Cat-loving Cousin Pillows

Borer Patrol - Feline Unit.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cats on Board.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Cat park"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"How do I get down?"

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Evolution of the Cat.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

"He's very finicky."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Zen Kitten