Cat-loving Family Member Pillows

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Feline Evolution.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Cat park"

Mog The Week

Hell No Kitty

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Evolution of the Cat.

"He's very finicky."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Zen Kitten