Cat-loving Cousin Prints

Borer Patrol - Feline Unit.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cats on Board.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Mog The Week

"Cat park"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"How do I get down?"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Evolution of the Cat.

Cat asleep on stage with audience of cats.

Zen Kitten

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"He's very finicky."