Sibling Who Adores Cats Prints

"He's very finicky."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Haute Suture

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Christmas Pets

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Cat park"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'Good dog!'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'