Family Member Who Loves Cats Prints

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cats on Board.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Feline Evolution.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Hell No Kitty

Mog The Week

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"How do I get down?"

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Evolution of the Cat.

'Now I really am sick.'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"He's very finicky."

How cats see their home

Zen Kitten

"The meaning of life is cats."