Cat-loving Family Members Prints

'Yes, Millard, the kids all did -- but the cat is never going to grow up and move out!'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Hell No Kitty

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Cat Romance

Evolution of the Cat.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Valentines Day Cats

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

'Now I really am sick.'

How cats see their home

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Cat Chores

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'Save my place.'

'She's a lap cat.'

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

"We need to line the bird cage. Bring me the holiday newsletters."

Cat Advent Calendar: "Every day until Christmas you break a new ornament."

Maybe you're right. Maybe we have too many cats.