Cat-loving Family Members Mugs

'Yes, Millard, the kids all did -- but the cat is never going to grow up and move out!'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Cat Romance

Evolution of the Cat.

Valentines Day Cats

'Now I really am sick.'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

How cats see their home

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

Cat Chores

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

'Save my place.'

'She's a lap cat.'

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

Cat Advent Calendar: "Every day until Christmas you break a new ornament."

'It appears to be a bow-wow pow-wow.'