Cat Loving Relative Mugs

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Cat park"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Evolution of the Cat.

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"He's very finicky."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

How to scare cats.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"Don't be silly, it's not an aquarium: It's my pantry..."

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"

Cat crossing

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'