Family With Cats Prints

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

I Love You Litter Box

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Cat Advent Calendar: "Every day until Christmas you break a new ornament."

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Chasebook

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

Cat Romance

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Evolution of the Cat.

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'Now I really am sick.'

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

How cats see their home

How to scare cats.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'138 Days without an accident!'

"Come on, just try it."