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"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

I Love You Litter Box

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Cat Advent Calendar: "Every day until Christmas you break a new ornament."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Chasebook

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Cat Romance

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Evolution of the Cat.

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

How cats see their home

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'Now I really am sick.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

How to scare cats.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'138 Days without an accident!'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'