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'Now I really am sick.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Evolution of the Cat.

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

How cats see their home

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Valentines Day Cats

How to scare cats.

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

Cat Chores

"Have I got a cat for you!"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

"Around here his word is law."

'Save my place.'

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

'She's a lap cat.'

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

'What am I blind, Bob?'